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My 20th birthday is coming up

Monday, June 11th, 2007

Before you read this, yes it is a gift me-me. And yes, I am writing this with the hopeful mentality that I may very well get something for my birthday. This is because I had to leave a lot of shit back in Canada and I had to bring the most minimal of stuff back to the United States, a bit of it being lost along the way. I am writing this for anyone who may be reading this who may want to send me a gift. Or some people who are guilty of doing something negative towards my Canadian Immigration and want to try to alleviate themselves of said guilt (looking at a few people). Having said that, I am going to continue on to the upcoming post. (more…)

Afraid to get in the bed with Christ

Saturday, June 9th, 2007

I am so afraid for Natalie’s wellbeing. It is not because she has gone off to Willis, Texas with her friend, Tori. And it is not considering the fact that she has an evil sister who steals her banking card in order to withdraw funds that she doesn’t deserve. No, the reason why I am afraid for Natalie is because she is still a Christian and she may remain a Christian no matter how much proof I can find to help Natalie break this harmful cycle. I want to be able to give Natalie factual reasons why Christ doesn’t exist and why he should not be worshipped. The god of the Bible is not good and neither was Jesus nor many other people in the Bible. In fact, I am so startled by this because I am strongly considering marrying Natalie and enjoying her as my wife. So, I want to make sure that before I get married - I am not jumping into a threesome with the evil God of the Bible. (more…)

Natalie is Heading to Willis for the Weekend

Friday, June 8th, 2007

My girlfriend is going up to Willis to be with her friend Tori (or Toni, not sure about her name. I need to ask Natalie about this) for the weekend. But the cool thing about it is that I got to hang out with her for a few hours before she had to leave for Willis. Plus, I got to meet her friend Tori prior to her leave. I’m so happy that I got to spend some quality time with my Natty Cat. In fact, I thoroughly enjoyed our time together and I hope to see her as soon as she gets back from Willis. However, work will prevent that simply on the virtue that I am going to be working on THL all throughout the weekend and most of next week too. So, you can understand my predicament, eh?. (more…)

OpenOffice.org releases the Aqua version!

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

The OpenOffice.org development team finally releases a beta version of OpenOffice.org which does not require X11! One that is fully Aqua and it works and looks quite beautifully - even to the point where I would remove Microsoft Office and use OpenOffice.org exclusively. In fact, as soon as I have used it extensively enough, I am going to write a complete guide on the new OpenOffice.org for Mac. But I think I like the eye candy in Microsoft Office v. X better. (more…)

Redesigning The Darkest Evil

Monday, June 4th, 2007

I am working to redesign the Darkest Evil so I can see what I can do to find out more about myself and I want to finish up Blackthorne. This redesign of my weblog includes a logo, a cool little printed version, a business card template and other things about the site. And this redesign hopefully gets me into design galleries such as Light on Dark. But I really hope that it gets a few people reading my site as I believe that everything I write about my life experiences can help people. In fact, even though some of it is really random, other things are really helpful to some. And with the podcast I am creating, I want to be able to promote the latest episode and still be able to avoid alienating my current readers. (more…)

Going to be doing Karaoke again!

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Well, I plan to be doing Karaoke again to some more of my favourite songs. Karaoke is really fun and I’ve never really had the courage to do it, but I guess if I do it and post it to the Internet, it will not be so bad. I mean, I’ve already posted a Karaoke version of “In a Big Country” by Big Country to Spymac so it shouldn’t be too much worse, right? Plus, I want to do this because after you’re done, it’s fun to sit back and watch it again before you upload it for the world to see. I am going to post links to all the Karaoke songs on the blog so you can keep track of them when they are updated. So, I am going to be doing Karaoke singing again and I hope that you all enjoy it. I know that I will.

Still suffering with writer’s block

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

I want to thank everyone for checking the blog. I really do appreciate everyone’s support. And I am happy that people are reading the blog, I’m happy that people are reading my new blog, Dorkly Cute. I’m also happy that everything is going so well. Everything is turning out to be well and I am working to make it so that everyone can be happy. And this is not just about the blog, but about my offline life as well. But I am going to explain what has happened in the last week so I can give everyone reading a little clarity on the future of this blog and of my life. So, I feel this is a very important article to be read if you pay attention to this blog. (more…)

11 Reasons Why Alberta Bible College is a Scam

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Yesterday, I got a telephone call from a good friend of mine. For privacy’s sake, I am going to leave his name out of it. However, he called me because he got a call from the evil people at Alberta Bible College. They asked Gary to tell me to take down what I have written about Alberta Bible College. Much like other kinds of con artists, the directors at Alberta Bible College want to remove the proof that they are involved in fraudulent activity. They do not want the truth to be broadcasted that I was screwed and lied to at Alberta Bible College. They are afraid that what I have written will actively alert people of the corruption at Alberta Bible College. I will evaluate why this is a con and what I intend to do. (more…)

10 Reasons Why I am Moving to Portland, Oregon

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

In a couple of months, I am going to move to Portland, Oregon. After extensive research and careful thought, I think that Portland would be a good place to set up my business. The reason why, is because my business is not doing so well here in Texas. In fact, it would be a lot easier to do business in Portland then it would be to try to do business in Houston. There are several reasons why but I am going to try to explain the most pertinent to my current situation. (more…)

So, I can’t use my last name, eh?

Monday, May 21st, 2007

Today, I got my head bitten off for using my own name on my blog. Can you believe that? Their argument was that it was making problems for the family. But nevertheless, I will continue to publish my content under my name. There are several reasons why I must do this but I find it a double standard. I mean, my Aunt Lori continues to publish articles in the Sacramento Bee under her maiden name and this person has barely said a word about that (as far as I know). But while I do share a last name with others, Kyle Korleski is my name. A name that was given to me by my parents. (more…)