Archive for the ‘Roommates’ Category

How DARE he?

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007

At first, I thought very highly of Rob. Even when he brought that whore into the apartment. Rob was someone I highly respected and I even respected him more than Huda. I respected him highly because he was a very respectable person. That was until recently when he decided to accuse me of taking a chocolate rose that he received for Valentine’s Day. (more…)

The Nighttime Sleeping, Coughing, Aching, Stop Drinking my fucking Apple Juice Medicine

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

I went this morning to finally crack open that apple juice that I have been wanting to drink and guess what? Someone already did it for me. Plus, they had the nerve to down about half of it. Bastard! I believe this is why my Pizza Pops started coming up missing and the box appears in the trash. Plus, my chocolate milk starts getting drunk in about half the time it would take me. WTF?

In other news, I got my copy of Neverwinter Nights 2: Chaotic Evil edition in the mail today from GAME in the UK. I just need to get myself a Mighty Mouse and I am all set to play that sucker! I crack the box open and to my surprise, it’s not all that exciting. I could have sworn that I thought I would get a lot more stuff than what actually came in it. Here is what I did get, just so you know: (more…)

Bad hair day?

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

Okay, so I decided against my better judgement to give myself a haircut with my electric shaver. That did NOT go well. After about a hour and a half, I gave up and left the task for later. My hair was short enough so who would give a shit? I went to the closet, got the broom and worked on sweeping up the remaining hair that had fallen on the floor. I was DONE until I could get a pair of scissors. If I could have gotten scissors, I would have been able to do a much better job. Here is a picture of me from today with my new ‘do.

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Roommates never get any better, they only get worse.

Friday, November 24th, 2006

Dusten may have been annoying as hell, but at least he isn’t as bad as Doug is. Just so you know, Doug is the person doing the construction work in the house and he may very well be living here once the construction is complete. Basically, he has a VERY short fuse. And unfortunately, it does not appear that Shush (my landlord) will be getting rid of him any time soon. This is a bummer because he is a real douche bag.

However, my other two roommates are really great. Huda barely says a word and keeps to himself, but what little I see of him - he is friendly. And Rob is a very nice and understanding guy. He even took my HP Pavilion laptop off my hands. How about that, talk about nice. The only problem I see is Doug and I am hoping and praying that he really does get evicted. (more…)

Filthy roommate

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

You know, just because I am being evicted doesn’t give Dusten the right to push all of his chores onto me. It’s not like I have nothing to do. I have PLENTY to do - I still have to get my job confirmed by HRSDC and I have to get some intel from Jason. Grrr… the lack of cleanliness in this apartment is very disturbing.