The Darkest Evil

Hey, I’m not a lumberjack, or a fur trader….
I don’t live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled….
and I don’t know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I’m certain they’re really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it ‘about’, not ‘a boot’.

I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced ‘zed’ not ‘zee’, ‘zed’ !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

My name is Kyle!!
And I am a future Canadian!!!

http://finance.google.com/finance

Google’s new Financial web site, I think this might do well. So, it would be a good idea to use this if you use some craptacular service like Yahoo!

Rodney, I have bested you.

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/related_links?q=&url=eleven2.com

Truth be told, you brought it upon yourself when you started selling crappy hosting. Now, people will no longer (hopefully) buy your shitty hosting.

Editorial Note: I do NOT support nor condone the activities of Claria, the American Nazi Party or White Camelia Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. I found these links while googling, so I never visit them outside of getting back at others. That being said, I hope you appreciate the sattire.

Rarely do you see an Internet cartoon so right about the Republican regime… er… party!

http://www.thefrown.com/frowners/becomerepublican.swf (and yes, I’ll be adding this to a link list)

Why is it that so many women are bitches? I honestly can’t believe it.

They all say that they want an honest, reliable guy but when one comes around, they either won’t give him the time of day, they won’t even talk to him. I try to be a nice guy and I try not to say anything rude but a good number of these women of PoF just try to be out and out whores.

Truth be told, why is it that one out of every 20 women on PoF is a lying hypocritical whore?

You should sign the iTunes on Linux petition if you like 1. Linux, 2. Open Source, 3. Music, 4. Accessibility.

http://www.petitiononline.com/itmslin/petition.html

Hi there! I just purchased my new .ca domain. I am now just waiting for the DNS servers to propogate with ASO’s info.

P.S. If you have a domain pointed at ns1.kyletech.us and ns2.kyletech.us, I’d recommend that you e-mail me to update the info.

Sometimes in your life, you forget to thank those whom helped you when you are down. I’d like to thank the peeps that helped me when my laptop died. These people either provided moral support or some other type of help.

T-Mobile, Blaze, Kenny Amend, the dudes at the Apple Store, John Tylco, A Small Orange, Mike Jaret, Rick Brown, Pamela Buchanen and anyone else whom helped along the road. If I forgot you, give a shoutout yo!

For those of you whom don’t know, I am still getting a .ca domain. This way, I can and WILL be able to represent my Canuck roots.

Truly, I won’t be able to have a .ca domain name like ocanada.ca but it will be awesome so stay tuned!

That bastard, Tom Scheliga, fired me for “stealing food” from Valero. That is a completely bogus lie, but what can you do? Valero is a corporation with over $30 billion USD and a team of bad-ass lawyers. I am a person with -$600 net worth and a friend in law school. In america, it’s not about whether you are right or not, it’s about how many lawyers and how good they are.

I have an appointment with Mr. Sunni from Spinzer’s tommorrow.