The Darkest Evil

Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one’s own ass.

There comes a point in some blog’s lifespan as such that they will have to require certain guidelines in which the blog runs on. The freedom of speech does come with certain responsibilities and at this point in time, it would appear that I have grown big enough to have to spell out some of them, if only to keep the civility of dialog and speech that I wish to uphold on my blog. The rest of it are as follows:

1. The contents of this blog and the posts/pages herein reflect the thoughts or ideas of the author at the moment it was written and not necessarily a permanent statement of the writers perception.
2. The contents of this blog do not define the author’s personality as a whole but rather as a fraction in respect to (1). Try reading the entire blog for ideas on that post.
3. The information found on this blog are based on the perception and knowledge of the author at the moment it was written and not subject to absolute truth of the matter except in the cases of (4).
4. Wordpress, vBulletin or Apple related matters are subject to absolute truth without a doubt at the moment it was written.
5. This blog does not accept requests for blog link exchange or link request (except for advertising, which is handled through the Text-Link-Ads service). Clarification of the matter can be found here.
6. The author reserves the right to edit any posts he see’s fit only under these conditions:
• Additions or changes to the information within the posts must be added on as an update and italicised
• Spelling errors or changes to the sentence without altering sentence meaning do not have to be accented.
7. Plagiarism and image hotlinking is not tolerated. There will be no quarter or mercy shown if such acts are to be discovered. The author reserves the right to pull pranks with the hotlinked copy and/or do anything including contacting the Abuse team for your webhost/data centre. You have been warned.
8. Reader comments found on this blog do not necessarily reflect the the thoughts and opinions of the site owner.
9. Trolls and Spammers are not tolerated and will be subjected to the deletion and removal of comments.
10. The owner of this blog is not directly responsible for potentially catastrophic acts committed in response posts as a result of (3). If you did not have the mental capacity to weigh the risks involved, then you definitely deserved it.
11. In addition to (10), the owner of this blog is not responsible for acts of a metaphysical/astral nature that includes miracles, curses, misfortune and other magical maladies. If you gave one of your male friends breasts and turned the lower half of his body into corn, I’m not going to take the blame for it.

That should be about the basis of it. And yes, I do expect that the disclaimer and policies will be altered throughout the course of time as this blog grows. It is only natural that it would happen. It’s also natural is that I do expect that some of these policies are blindingly obvious to all but the exceptionally retarded, which shouldn’t be a problem because I don’t expect those people to read this blog anyway (especially since I just called them retarded). Of course, there have been exceptions, but not even a disclaimer like this can stop the retards and that is a different story altogether. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.