FOAD Thursday: Chia Pets
I know I haven’t posted a Fuck off and Die Thursday in a long time but it’s about time that I did. This week’s FOAD Thursday was actually inspired by Mr. Fab and it goes after those annoying things you see in the stores (especially around x-mas time) - Chia Pets. I don’t like them but I have a legitimate reason! I owned them as a child and the fuckers never grew. Not one centimeter! You could say I am bitter, but rightly so! I mean, imagine: you are 10 years of age and you just got one of these shitty things. You try your darndest to make it grow but it just doesn’t want to. What the fuck man?
So, I say to chia pets, fuck you! And any company/parent/child/whatever that gives people chia pets ought to be taken out back to the woodshed (is that a red neck saying?) and get shot. I think that they are so fucking retarded!
Tags: annoying_things, chia_pets, foad, Fuck-off-and-Die-Thursdays!
March 1st, 2007 at 11:06 am
I’d always wanted a Chia Pet but never got one for some reason. Possibly because they don’t work? I got to admit though, they are awful cute. :\
Well, I was trying to find something good about walmart from the guilt of actually shopping there. I found out that they donate a lot of money to help animals. Yeah, I’m lame. But I assure you there is no doubt now.
March 1st, 2007 at 11:10 am
Uh, they contribute to the fugly blue jacket industry? Seriously though, the urban sprawl of wal-mart as well as the pressure they put on their suppliers, employee human rights violations and other problems are just the tip of the iceburg for the chain.