The Darkest Evil

I seem to get a lot of private messages on the Invisionize or the vB.org forums and I have decided to take some time out of my very busy day to respond to the most common ones that I get so I can point to this blog post for an answer to them rather than just answer them individually. That just wastes time and not only that, but this solution brings a lot more traffic to my weblog thus making it more suited for awards and shit. So, I am going to start with 2 private messages and next week, I will answer 5 more. I think I might make this a weekly event too.

I got a private message on the vB.org forums yesterday stating that I am a f*cking god and that I rule. Of course, I am a f*cking god. Do you know any human being that has the go nads to go through all the trauma that I’ve gone through in my life? Yes, I am a f*cking god, so start treating me like one. Bow down and worship my presence. Bring all your electronic gadgets to my feet, as well as all the cash in your banc account as tribute. Your god commands it! Here is a mosaic that you can print out and make a poster of to worship my all mighty presence.

I got another one that says “yay!” Here is how I reply “Yay! You are an insignificant human being incapable of forming a sentence. Yay! You will remain unemployed because of your inability to use the english language. Yay! You are a fucking moron who can’t speak properly. Yay! You have cancer. Yay! Yay! Join in everyone! Yay!” Sometimes, replies like this come from newbie forum administrators that continuously piss me off due to their inability to handle their communities.

So, that’s about all I have today. But stay tuned because there will be a lot more coming! ^_^

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