The Nighttime Sleeping, Coughing, Aching, Stop Drinking my fucking Apple Juice Medicine

I went this morning to finally crack open that apple juice that I have been wanting to drink and guess what? Someone already did it for me. Plus, they had the nerve to down about half of it. Bastard! I believe this is why my Pizza Pops started coming up missing and the box appears in the trash. Plus, my chocolate milk starts getting drunk in about half the time it would take me. WTF?

In other news, I got my copy of Neverwinter Nights 2: Chaotic Evil edition in the mail today from GAME in the UK. I just need to get myself a Mighty Mouse and I am all set to play that sucker! I crack the box open and to my surprise, it’s not all that exciting. I could have sworn that I thought I would get a lot more stuff than what actually came in it. Here is what I did get, just so you know:

  1. Neverwinter Nights - The original edition. I don’t want ANOTHER copy of Neverwinter Nights. I already bought Neverwinter Nights Platinum Edition, Neverwinter Nights Diamond Edition and Neverwinter Nights for Mac + all the expansion packs. I do not NEED another version of NWN.
  2. Neverwinter Nights 2 - The new edition. I kinda needed this. Yes, I did purchase my own copy of Neverwinter Nights 2 from Amazon.ca. But, DVDs are generally shitty and break very easily. Speaking of which, I need new copies of Saw II and Clerks II. You can find out what else I want on my wish list. kthx.
  3. Neverwinter Nights 2: Limited Edition - The limited edition. Okay, so what is the difference here in this edition? I am not sure what else it includes but I am installing it just to be safe.
  4. The “Pewter Ring” - If you read the listing they had for the game on Game.co.uk and thought that this was going to be something cool and awesome, guess again. Yeah, it’s something that is VERY cheap and looks like something you would find in one of those gumball machines.
  5. The “Art Book” - Very cheaply made. It had very limited amounts of pics and there was nothing there that you couldn’t just download from the net.
  6. The figurine - Terribly ugly. And not only that but I know a chick repellent when I see one and that is a huge one. It stays in the box where I don’t have to look at it.
  7. The map - More like a cheap poster. But then again, other than the game, everything that was included was cheap.

Did you think that I missed something here? No, it wasn’t me. Something was missed in this package but it sure as hell wasn’t my fault. I am referring to the sound track CD. Where the fuck is it? So, to those of you that really wanted this package, I really hope that I shrank your desire to shell out 44 quid for it. See ya.

3 Responses to “The Nighttime Sleeping, Coughing, Aching, Stop Drinking my fucking Apple Juice Medicine”

  1. Tricia Says:

    I used to have roommates. They were supposed to buy their own food. Did they? Nope! I not only gave them a place to sleep for a good price but they ate MY food! Grrrrr!

    Sorry I’m not up on the Neverwinter Nights stuff.

  2. Tricia Says:

    BTW you got some linkage on my site today. An ode to one of your favorite lines that you leave me “Sell cheap drugs” LOL

  3. Kyle Says:

    Heh. Funny shit.

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