The Darkest Evil

(01:04:43) D1N0S4URUS: Three cheers for Coldwood Studios!
(01:04:57) Kyle Korleski: Uh, thanks?
(01:04:58) D1N0S4URUS logged in.
(01:04:58) D1N0S4URUS: The brave, and the true!
(01:05:08) Kyle Korleski: Who are you?More…
(01:05:13) D1N0S4URUS: They never lie, they never steal, they do what’s good for you!
(01:05:32) D1N0S4URUS: Oh wouldn’t…mmnmmm….YOU like to know?
(01:05:46) D1N0S4URUS: I go by many names.
(01:05:51) Kyle Korleski: I am a English Canadian okay?
(01:05:56) D1N0S4URUS: Wouldst thou like to hear a -….wait…
(01:05:57) D1N0S4URUS: what?
(01:06:00) Kyle Korleski: So do you mind elabourating or speaking English?
(01:06:06) D1N0S4URUS: ENGLISH!? CANADIAN!?!?! AT THE SAME TIME!?
(01:06:15) D1N0S4URUS: You sir, have stumped me.
(01:06:40) Kyle Korleski: I’d rather not call myself American, because I am proud of my Alberta home.
(01:06:53) Kyle Korleski: But I was sadly raised in Texas
(01:06:55) D1N0S4URUS: English, eh? Well throw another SHRIMP on the barby!
(01:07:04) D1N0S4URUS: Ahehehe
(01:07:17) Kyle Korleski: There is so much wrong with what you just said, I dunno where to begin.
(01:07:22) Kyle Korleski: But begin, I shall!
(01:07:24) D1N0S4URUS: Were thou BORN in the so called “California”??
(01:07:38) D1N0S4URUS: I and my co-horts await thouest answer…
(01:07:51) D1N0S4URUS: How do you feel about Texas?
(01:07:57) D1N0S4URUS: Twas MY place of origin!
(01:08:02) Kyle Korleski: Tooo many rednecks.
(01:08:06) D1N0S4URUS: I agree!
(01:08:18) Kyle Korleski: Now who are you?
(01:08:34) D1N0S4URUS: I mean, if anyone were to lie about being born in Texas…my top hat would just burst off my head in one of those funny little cartoon explosion things.
(01:08:37) D1N0S4URUS: Teehee.
(01:09:02) Kyle Korleski: Fortunately, I was not born in Texas.
(01:09:15) Kyle Korleski: And unfortunately, I was not born in Canada.
(01:09:19) Kyle Korleski: I was born in Cali.
(01:09:27) Kyle Korleski: I am awaiting Citizenship in Canada.
01:09
(01:10:08) Kyle Korleski: So, do you mind telling me who you are?
(01:10:34) D1N0S4URUS: As I said, I go By many Names.
(01:10:45) D1N0S4URUS: Would you like to…..mmhmhmhm….HEAR A FEW!?
(01:10:48) Kyle Korleski: Sure
(01:11:50) D1N0S4URUS: Well there’s Boonman, and Shnorkhoust, and Gregory, and Le Quisine, and Slops, and El Platano, and mmhmhmhmm - Bruce.
(01:12:11) D1N0S4URUS: And Mark.
(01:12:12) Kyle Korleski: Gregory… eh?
(01:12:20) D1N0S4URUS: Yeeeaaaaahhhhh….
(01:12:21) Kyle Korleski: Mark as in Mark West?
(01:12:32) D1N0S4URUS: NO, MARK EAST!!
(01:12:34) D1N0S4URUS: EAAAASSSTTT!!!
(01:12:52) Kyle Korleski: Who are you really?
(01:12:57) D1N0S4URUS: But that’s only when I go to Rhode Island.
(01:13:01) D1N0S4URUS: A-HAUGHHAUGH
(01:13:12) Kyle Korleski: Or possibly, who are you to me and how do I know you?
(01:13:17) D1N0S4URUS: I don’t think you would…appreciate my true name…
(01:13:28) Kyle Korleski: I appreciate the truth no matter what.
(01:13:35) D1N0S4URUS: Are you sure?
(01:13:38) Kyle Korleski: Sure.
(01:14:03) D1N0S4URUS: Kelani Larethian
(01:14:11) D1N0S4URUS: ZONG, KYLE!!!!
(01:14:20) D1N0S4URUS: EeeehAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
(01:14:22) Kyle Korleski: Kent Annas?
(01:14:31) D1N0S4URUS: No, Kelani Larethian.
(01:14:34) D1N0S4URUS: KING OF THE ELVES!
(01:14:43) Kyle Korleski: You really are a fool, aren’t you?
01:14
(01:14:52) D1N0S4URUS: Now stand back before I…..mhmmhmm….SMITE YOU!!
(01:15:02) Kyle Korleski: Listen you fool.
(01:15:10) D1N0S4URUS: I believe I said my name was Kelani.
(01:15:13) D1N0S4URUS: KING OF THE ELVES!
(01:15:15) Kyle Korleski: Kelani Larethian’s real name is Kent Annas.
(01:15:21) D1N0S4URUS: KING OF THE ELVES!
(01:15:32) D1N0S4URUS: As if you knew him.
(01:15:33) Kyle Korleski: I am going to give Nina this info. Goodbye.
(01:15:34) D1N0S4URUS: LIAR!!
(01:15:37) D1N0S4URUS: LIIIIAAAARRRR!!!!
(01:15:52) D1N0S4URUS: Nina is my….GRANDMOTHER!
(01:15:55) D1N0S4URUS: TRY THAT!
(01:16:01) D1N0S4URUS: SHE IS QUEEN OF THE ELVES!!
(01:16:09) D1N0S4URUS: Well, she used to be.
(01:16:13) D1N0S4URUS: Before I took the throne.
(01:16:46) D1N0S4URUS: But you, sir, sit on a throne of lies!
(01:16:53) D1N0S4URUS: Just like the mall santa from Elf!
(01:17:04) D1N0S4URUS: ZONG, KYLE!
(01:17:40) Kyle Korleski: Uh, dude, whatever meds you are on, cut the dose.
(01:17:52) D1N0S4URUS: ELVES DO NOT NEED MEDICATION!!!
(01:18:10) D1N0S4URUS: Stop living a life of LIES!!
(01:18:16) D1N0S4URUS: Everyone knows you live in Texas.
(01:18:19) D1N0S4URUS: TEXAS!!!
(01:18:36) D1N0S4URUS: I had an affair with Sarah! A-HAH!
(01:18:54) D1N0S4URUS: I guess she just isn’t REAAAAAAL with you!
(01:19:10) D1N0S4URUS: Do you even have a real life!?
(01:19:22) D1N0S4URUS: And what’s with this obsession with Canada?
(01:19:26) D1N0S4URUS: CANADA!?!?!
(01:19:40) D1N0S4URUS: Jeez, if I wanted to make up a fake place to live, I would NEVER choose CANADA!
01:19
(01:19:54) D1N0S4URUS: Probably why you chose it, hm?
(01:20:01) D1N0S4URUS: HMMMMMMM, KYLE!?
(01:20:19) Kyle Korleski: Canada is a great place of live, I am not lying and go see a shrink
(01:20:32) D1N0S4URUS: “Of live”?
(01:20:37) D1N0S4URUS: YOU CONFUSE THE ELF KING!!
(01:20:42) D1N0S4URUS: CONUFSE HIM!!!
(01:20:58) D1N0S4URUS: YES, CONUFSE IS THE ELF WORD FOR “KYLE IS A LIAR!”
(01:21:35) Kyle Korleski: Uh, listen. I am 3 minutes from blocking you so you’d better apologise or I am going to block you.
(01:21:48) D1N0S4URUS: Why three minutes?
(01:21:53) D1N0S4URUS: Plenty of better numbers out there.
(01:22:11) D1N0S4URUS: 5….11…7? Seven is a prime number, you know!
(01:22:19) Kyle Korleski: Because I believe in giving people a way to back out of their bad actions
(01:22:27) Kyle Korleski: Either that or off your meds-high
(01:23:07) D1N0S4URUS: Then why don’t YOU back out of your web of lies? Maybe you have psychotic problems, so you won’t tell yourself that your entire internet identity is a lie?
(01:23:39) Kyle Korleski: It isn’t a lie.
(01:24:06) D1N0S4URUS: Oh? Then why is there nothing on the internet about Rexanni Media?
(01:24:25) D1N0S4URUS: Why is Coldwood just a blank page with you claim is “under construction”?
(01:24:39) D1N0S4URUS: I just can’t see the point of all these lies - what are they getting you?
01:24
(01:25:03) Kyle Korleski: Listen, I have grown tired of talking with you. If you want to be unblocked from my contact list, e-mail i-sincerely-apologise@kyleofalberta.ca with a 1000-word essay of why I should unlock you.
(01:25:08) Kyle Korleski: *unblock
(01:25:17) D1N0S4URUS: See you.
(01:25:18) Kyle Korleski: Good day and may divine providence guide your path.
(01:25:18) D1N0S4URUS: Liar.
(01:25:25) D1N0S4URUS: Reddington does not appreciate you in the least.
(01:25:35) D1N0S4URUS: Yep yep, whatever you say.
(01:25:36) D1N0S4URUS: Liar.
(01:26:02) D1N0S4URUS: Just face it, every bit of online information you have is just made up.
(01:26:16) D1N0S4URUS logged out.

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