Fuck Alberta Bible College

Do you know the saying “friends don’t let friends go to bible college”? Well, I just found the meaning of it. Appearantly, people who administer bible colleges are usually very evil and cynical. They prey on the weak and the hopeless to try to harm them, or at least, that’s what they do at Alberta Bible College. I fear that many of the students at ABC are at a great risk of losing their souls by being taught by evil men such as Duncan Pringle and Ron Frasier.

However, all hope is not lost. I HAVE procured work and I will be going to the Harry Hays federal government building to ask for a week to procure air fare and a letter from Nicholi stating that I do have arranged employment here in Calgary. The worst possible situation is that I would have to stay at an extended stay hotel in Seattle with fax and internet so that I can have the letter faxed to me. And, since I will be $2,400 richer, I will be able to provide financial proof that I can stay in Calgary until I recieve my first pay cheque.

Although these young men and women are being taught by people with filthy hearts and bad intentions, not all of them are doomed. While I was waiting for a bus, Dave Conrad and his friends offered me a ride home. Perhaps not everyone who goes to Alberta Bible College will be afflicted by the same cynical hatred and contempt for mankind that every other student there is afflicted with. I pray for the futures of these young men and women, so they don’t be turned into evil monsters like Duncan Pringle or Ron Frasier.

3 Responses to “Fuck Alberta Bible College”

  1. Mark David Says:

    Hey Kyle,

    I don’t know where this hate is coming from. But I’d really like to know your side of the story. I go to this school and take pride at what the school is trying to do. ABC is a place where they are equipping people to help relay the powerful and loving message of Christ. I’m really sorry you feel this way and I know that a lot of the students care about you. So in some ways I’m really hurt by your comments on your blog space. I also know and respect that you have the freedom to voice your concerns. But I too also have my freedom to voice my concerns. And I believe that Mr. Pringle and Mr. Fraser are two respectable men. Pls give me a shout.

  2. Kyle Says:

    Hey Mark,

    Its not hate for the school, just for the actions of two lost sheep. I am writing an addendum to the post so sit tight.

    ~ Kyle

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