The Darkest Evil

If you are as paranoid as I am, building and maintaining an enemies list is an absolute must. And this list is logical because it is all the people, companies and things that really irk me. (Thanks to Mr. Fab for the Idea: Making a list, checking it twice…)

1. Alberta
2. Alberta Bible College
3. AOL
4. Babysitting for other people’s kids.
5. Barney (that evil purple dinosaur)
6. Bloc Quebecois
7. Calgary, Alberta
8. Celine Dion
9. Church of Scientology
10. Conservative Party of Canada
11. Diet Soda (Talk about pointless!)
12. “Dr.” Phil
13. Focus on the Family
14. Football
15. George W. Bush
16. Glitter
17. Homophobia
18. Internet Trolls
19. Liars
20. Microsoft
21. Mindless Ballyhoo
22. People that work at the DMV
23. Republicans
24. Screaming children in public
25. Stephen Harper
26. Texas
27. The colour pink
28. The Old Hag that “found” the Finger in her Wendy’s Chili
29. The Wiggles
30. US Money that has the phrase “In God We Trust” on it
31. Windows-only games
32. Zombies

I think that’s all of it. However, I can’t help but thing that I’ve forgotten something.

Tags: That Other Life

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