100 Things

  1. I was a student at a really shitty and hypocritical bible college.
  2. I was expelled from there for having this blog.
  3. I can’t wiggle my ears.
  4. I can wiggle yours, but only with your permission.
  5. I find gel pens nice to write with.
  6. I once drove a car into a handicapped parking space indicator - in a vacant church parking lot.
  7. I shaved my head twice and I am NOT going to do it again.
  8. It does not take long, if you get my drift.
  9. I’ve found the one person in the whole world that loves me THAT way.
  10. I have totalled a car once. It was a crappy Ford Windstar that had it’s time coming.
  11. I have lived in three states: California, Louisiana and Texas.
  12. I have no pets at the moment but I am contemplating getting a cat
  13. I hate creamy peanut butter.
  14. I would love to be married on a holiday, like Christmas Eve. Or possibly valentines day.
  15. I have blue eyes.
  16. I wear corrective lenses. I have horrible vision.
  17. I like the beach, but only in the morning and at night.
  18. I have yet to break a bone. I bet when I finally do, it’s gonna hurt like a sonofabitch. It hurt pretty bad when my sister nearly broke one of my fingers.
  19. I don’t have a favourite movie at the moment. But I do love such classics as Clerks.
  20. I never lie. Ever.
  21. Once in a while I get the urge to go to a casino and play the slots.
  22. When I do, I get bored in less than an hour and can’t believe I had the urge in the first place.
  23. I wear size 14 shoes.
  24. Sadly, there is no correlation between that and anything else.
  25. I have one bio-sister. Her name is Wendy and she is a pain in the butt.
  26. I am the worst driver you know.
  27. I don’t write cursive anymore. I only print.
  28. I can’t swim well.
  29. I can’t fly either, but no one expects me to be able to do that.
  30. I am a Cancer. As in the Zodiac sign.
  31. I have a pretty good head for useless trivia.
  32. My hero growing up was Bill Gates but it’s starting to look a lot more like Steve Jobs and John Kerry now.
  33. I have a terrible sense of direction.
  34. My favourite manga is Onegai Teacher.
  35. It used to be School Rumble.
  36. I have yet to spend one night in jail.
  37. If I do, I will pray to God that it does not include any male-on-male action.
  38. I have a moderate talent for learning languages.
  39. I think Green Green was very underrated.
  40. You might not know it from this blog, but I can be very brooding and moody.
  41. I am unable to fix things around the house. I am not handy.
  42. The only work I can do on a car is to fill the gas tank.
  43. I am religious and spiritual. But recent events are forcing the latter to become a dominant trait. I’ve found a religion that supports that - it’s called Buddhism
  44. The first CD I ever owned was by Hanson.
  45. If I become a UK citizen, I don’t know WHO I’d vote for.
  46. I have yet to vote in a presidential election but I did vote in the 2006 election, using an absentee ballot.
  47. No matter who runs as a Democrat in 2008, I’ll vote for him (or her). Go Barack Obama!
  48. I could never harm anyone.
  49. I am a prankster.
  50. I will embarrass you in public with no provocation.
  51. I like to take naps.
  52. I am not a morning person.
  53. Talking to me in the mornings can be a health risk for you.
  54. I hate Disney. Happiest place on earth, my ass.
  55. My favourite TV show of all time is Prison Break.
  56. I sleep on my back most of the time.
  57. I will see about 40-50 movies a year in the theatre.
  58. I will only rent about 4-6 DVDs a year.
  59. I will torrent the rest.
  60. I like to talk in funny voices and accents for no reason at all.
  61. I like to speak in front of groups of people.
  62. I can be cunning if need be.
  63. In actuality, I have very little idea of what being a Cancer means.
  64. My attention span is not all it could be.
  65. Dasani is my favourite bottled water.
  66. My first computer had a 5.25 floppy drive and IBM DOS. It was given to me as a gift - I am not that old, though.
  67. I have an addictive personality.
  68. Every person in my family has an addictive personality.
  69. I have a soft spot in my heart for animals.
  70. I don’t have or want any children.
  71. My stock answer when asked is that I am not the man I want to be having and raising children.
  72. I take showers, not baths.
  73. I am a die-hard Macintosh user.
  74. I can’t clap with one hand.
  75. I do sudoku puzzles in ink.
  76. I never finish them.
  77. I have been on a cruise with my family, and have to desire to go on one alone or with a loved one (for once).
  78. I got on a roller coaster once by mistake.
  79. I have been bitten by an ostrich.
  80. I have yet to be hit in the balls. Not bad to make it to 19 and be able to say that.
  81. I have always wanted to be in the Canadian Security Information Service.
  82. I love to read.
  83. My favourite authors are Margaret Atwood, Lilian Jackson Braun and a few others.
  84. I always read the comics first in the morning paper. Sometimes that’s all I will read.
  85. I think I look best in black - with a trench coat.
  86. I wear briefs.
  87. I wear shorts 90% of the year.
  88. I have been camping four times. It sucked every time. Never again.
  89. I got hit by a car once, in front of a girl I wanted to impress. Blue Honda…
  90. I used to collect autographs, but I hardly ever do anymore. I have run out of room to display them.
  91. I plan to collect passport type stamps from around the world and visit every country.
  92. I have been to the United States, Canada and Mexico. Only 189 countries to go!
  93. I am 5′ 10″. Not sure how big that is in Metric.
  94. I have bowled a lot over the years and I get no better.
  95. Ditto for shooting pool.
  96. And let’s not mention Dance Dance Revolution.
  97. I don’t drink.
  98. My father is an asshole and he drinks.
  99. I have no physical scars, only emotional. I try to hide them because some people can be assholes.
  100. When provoked I have an acid tongue and can make people cry fairly easily.
  101. This was not as hard as I thought it was going to be.